If Life is a Video Game.

Hello.

Screw 'IF'. Life IS a Video Game.

Right? Not that I'm an avid gamer, but if I were in a game I think I've managed to level up from a certain important level in that game. The game is probably called..."Life". I don't know. Maybe. It is totally up to your imagination on what to call the game. Not that I really care. I do...but you know. Okay, shut up.

The point is...from this stage, I don't have an effing clue where to go.

NO EFFING CLUE.
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Nope. Still nothing. Not a single clue. Uh-uh.

And I am freaking confused. Like the effing Bambi when she (or was it a he?) lost her mother!